Winter Times

Giving people a tour of our place:

Anytime I go to the mall:

If I tell a joke and no one laughs:

Having to explain what I’m doing in Canada every time I go to a party:

Whenever I watch my husband do the dishes while I’m relaxing:

If I have to clean the apartment in the morning:

Me, in the winter:

When people ask me what my hobbies are:

Every time we go to a party:

If someone is laughing extremely loud around me only to get attention, I’m like:

How I feel about the Sandy Hook incident:

So now, instead of Christmas time being fun and happy:

Hump Day

When Paul asks what I want to do on the weekend:

Whenever I see my in-laws:

Whenever I do a blog awards post:

Anytime Paul wants to go to a party:

Me, trying to meet people:

Whenever someone suggests dinner and a movie:

Anytime a car cuts me off in traffic:

How I feel about the book I’m reading right now:

Whenever it’s crowded downtown:

The second that Paul comes home from work:

How I feel when I log onto Facebook:

How I feel when I wake up every morning:

Lazy Sunday

When someone asks me who my celebrity crush is:

If the dinner conversation starts to stray from yours truly:

After I’ve vacuumed for 3 minutes:

My answer to the people who teach fitness classes at the gym:

Me, going into any store:

When someone cancels on me:

Me, at my birthday celebration:

To all the people who leave hate comments on my blog (or anyone’s blog for that matter):