When I see someone I went to high school with and they tell me about their awesome career:
When my husband gets home from work and asks me if I played video games all day:
When I want to buy furniture, but I also want to buy clothes:
If someone trusts me to hold their baby:
When I met someone taller than me:
When I stop for someone to cross the street:
When people ask me to hang out:
When I tell people I’m going to seriously get a job someday, they’re like:
When I’m trying to lose weight:
When my computer battery runs out and the cord is far away:
When I get all of the history questions wrong on Jeopardy even though I majored in history: