When anyone tries to talk to me while I’m waiting for my food:
Realizing I have a lot in common with Fergie:
When people tell me that I’m lucky I’m tall because I can eat more without it showing:
First thing I do after we buy groceries:
Me, when Paul gets upset that I ate all of the chips:
Me, debating on how to cook anything:
Whenever Paul says “Let’s just make something to eat at home.”:
When I eat ice cream and accidentally get some on our furniture:
When the waiter or waitress asks if we’re all done:
My response to people who “forget” to eat meals because they’re SO busy: