When I see someone that I know downtown:
If one of us suggests going for Chinese buffet:
When I meet new people and they find out that I don’t have a job and they ask what I do all day:
Anytime that someone suggests doing something that sounds lame and says, “It’ll be fun!”:
If I see people from my volunteer job outside of work:
If we go out for brunch and I order a plate of fruit:
When someone arrives to a party and they bring booze:
When Paul asks me if I ate all the chips:
When I make a weekend to-do list:
If I go shopping, find a cute outfit, and someone tells me to have a nice day:
After we realize that we’ve been playing a Facebook game all day: