I’m a professional worrier. People hire me to worry so they don’t have to take the time out of their lives. Plus, I like you. And, I’m a Mom.
A Nickleback album, to send a message of loathing, and to inspire the sending of more money to allow investments in better presents.
But now I am also sending you love. Just because.
Lolzzz I should give him a Nickleback album. We always joked about how bad they were too, so that would be kind of perfect.
Thanks lady 🙂 You’re too kind.
Lily In Canada 
Non-monogrammed bath towels.
I like it. Preferably from Wal*Mart, right?
Maybe an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
Ooo yeah like The Happening? Where nothing actually happens? Classic.
Oh Lily, sweet girl, I know what you must be feeling. Everything will work out. Much love to you today. Xo
Thanks Brigitte 🙂 You’re so sweet. As long as I can make a joke about things, I’ll be okay 😀
A forged bill for the 17′ statue of him you had made so the birds had somewhere to poop!
(Or is that just me?)
Hah you get all the points for the most creative answer. Maybe you should start answering your own polls. I think you’d win every time!
Sending a giant hug….and good mojo
Thank you! I’ll take that hug!
I’m really good at flipping people off too though…. Just saying. Your Dad– my mom –pow — double flip 🙂
Yes! Double flip right at them! Or quadruple flip if both of us did it! 😀
Typical woman, it’s all about the money !!!
Well duhhh. Don’t pretend you’d turn down money if it was offered to you!
A plastic dog turd that has been sprayed with those free aftershave sample bottles you get in the post.
Yumm. I think that would at least guarantee me $20 for the rest of my life.
I laughed, but at the same time it’s a bit sad :/.
Those exact words will do though, I think. Or perhaps leave out the first part.
Haha I’m glad you laughed. I always try to make the sad things in life not seem so bad by making a joke about them. 🙂
Thanks Astrid!
You definitely succeed! 🙂
Lily, this made me sad. I know from seeing how Anne hurt that this is painful. We love you.
Ahh don’t feel sad. Thanks for the love and kindness. If I’m able to make jokes then I’m in a good place so don’t worry about me 🙂
I’m a professional worrier. People hire me to worry so they don’t have to take the time out of their lives. Plus, I like you. And, I’m a Mom.
A Nickleback album, to send a message of loathing, and to inspire the sending of more money to allow investments in better presents.
But now I am also sending you love. Just because.
Lolzzz I should give him a Nickleback album. We always joked about how bad they were too, so that would be kind of perfect.
Thanks lady 🙂 You’re too kind.