Whenever I mention that I want to run a 10k and people start laughing:
If I have to be somewhere at 9am:
When the ladies at makeup counter tell me I have nice skin:
Me, at Starbucks:
If a commenter feels the need to negatively critique what I’ve written:
When people realized that I deactivated my Facebook account only to return within 2 weeks:
Anytime I start to have a light discussion with someone:
When I log onto Facebook and realize why I tried to leave:
When people tell me that hockey season has started back up:
If we’re out late and I want to go home:
When my husband asks why I always talk about my death:
Lily In Canada 
I ❤ Kathy.
Kathy is pretty damn funny. For a ginger.
HEEEYYYY! GINGERS ARE HILARIOUS!!!
Hahah do you have a ginger radar? Any mention of gingers you come a runnin! But seriously you and Kathy might be the best of the gingers.
That last one about death is hilarious.
Hahah yeah I love that one! It’s funny because I’m always asking my husband, “Will you cry when I die?” And he’s like WTF?!
LOL! Okay, um, count me in as, “Who cares?” I also love the Courtney Cox one. haha!
Haha so good. I love Michael Scott. He’s one of those perfect characters. Except the Office got so bad after the 2nd season. I like the courtney cox one too! I’m always like asking Paul if he’ll be sad when I die…hahaha
Reblogged this on The City Never Sleeps At Night and commented:
I thought this is 100% accurate, anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
Thanks so much!
Anytime! These things are so funny! 🙂
I like no.5.
It’s a great one. Comes in handy!
You have the strangest way of giving the world the middle finger.
True. Life is just a constant struggle and I’m here to remind people of it.
Hahaha!!!!!!!
Yeah, the Courtney Cox ones are perfection.
People are a pain.
Wait. You’re a serial deactivator, too? I have ::ahem:: SEVERAL FB accounts and have deactivated all of them at least 3 times.
Hah yeah I love that one! And yes, I recently tried to deactivate my account for the first time and it didn’t last too long. Oy! Next time…
You know how I feel about your GIF posts. Thanks for the fix!
Glad you approve! 😀
Really funny! My favorite Michael Scott quote. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Um…. easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
Haha I love that one! So good. He had so many awesome lines early on in the show! Thanks so much!
great post
Thank you!
I always have the ‘why am I so attractive’ moments whenever I have bedhead and someone compliments me on my hair. I then feel like I can get away with anything, like attractive people do. The feeling lasts for 5 minutes.
And I completely agree with the ‘Phoebe clip’, but do you ever have those FB friends that are so ridiculous that you keep them on for comic relief?
Definitely. I love facebook friends and their horrible lives. So entertaining!
Yes, it’s so hard being attractive in this day and age. Such a blessing. Haha!
Oh oh oh I so love these posts :D. All of these are so true. So damn true…
Well thank you! Yeah I hadn’t done one of these posts in forever! I’m glad they were missed! 😀
Anything with Michael Scott in it has got to be liked and appreciated. Great job!
True story! Thanks very much!
God, you’re gifted, Lily!
Well thanks HooK!
Hooray for silliness. Though I have to ask: 9AM? Really?! Really?! I’m at work by 6:30 some days and I live an hour away. 😛 Thanks for the smiles and laughs.
Haha, you see, I don’t have a job. So 9am is early for me to have to be somewhere! But Yeah I feel your pain. In high school I had to wake up at 5am. Ugh.
i love your posts. your sense of humor is really wonderful.
Check out You’ve Been Hooked! today, Lily; you’ll be pleased.
Ooo okay cool!
i have never seen this effect done before any where else.
I hope you’re being sarcastic because this is the most unoriginal thing I’ve ever done.
no i meant it. it was fun.
Oh really? Thank you very much! I’ve seen them done before so I automatically thought you were making fun of me! haha
I would love it if my didn’t start til 9…
Being unemployed is bad in so many ways except for one. 🙂 Lots of sleep time!
I want to hug this entire post. The Boy Meets World hair swagger is just awesome.
Hah thank you so much! Glad you liked it! Boy Meets World is the bomb!