I think we’ve all heard about Kate Middleton’s topless photos by now, haven’t we? The reason it’s a big story is because, well, that’s not how a princess should act. At least in my opinion.
Here’s the scoop, Kate and Wills were on vacation in France and a photographer snapped some pictures of the couple while Kate was topless (to be fair, William was topless too!). The photographer gave the pictures to the French tabloid, Closer, and they were published for all the world to see. William was livid and took action, suing Closer for their nice spread of Kate’s boobies.
Many people would say, “Isn’t Kate allowed to be topless on her private vacation? She’s only human!” Yes, she is allowed! But if she wants to be seen in a certain, professional and royal light, then she has to watch herself when she forgets to wear a top. Not to sound harsh, but it’s no one’s fault but Kate’s. Look, I’m all for Kate having fun and living it up. But she should know by now that photographers are everywhere, professional, or not. She will always be one of the most photographed people ever, and if she thinks that she can take off her top and no one will be the wiser, she is sorely mistaken.
I don’t think it’s fair that William and Kate took action against the magazine. After all, they were only doing their job. If you don’t want to be featured in scandalous pictures, don’t invite scandal. If you don’t care, then be free! Go topless! And bottomless for that matter.
You know what they say, curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back. So I decided to find the pictures, because I wanted to be fully informed on the issue. What a disappointment. If only Kate would put on a little weight, then she might have some crowd-pleasing breasticles, but alas, her slight frame proved to be a letdown. Perhaps that was the reason that William was so upset? He didn’t want everyone to see Kate’s invisible boobs?
Kate may be royalty, but now I have a one-up on her. Or maybe a two-up?
28 thoughts on “Kate’s Mistake”
I lol’d at the idea of William getting upset because he didn’t want the world to see Kate’s invisible boobies! Haha! This is a great post. I feel the same way. Keep your top on Kate, for heaven’s sake!
Haha you would think that’s funny because it’s your joke! I stole it from the time we talked about this subject, remember? Silly Kate. I would expect this behavior from Prince Harry, but not Kate the Great!
I don’t think she did the wrong thing, she was on a private estate which i’m sure had lots of security.
It was the photographers fault, he was about 1/4 mile away with a massive zoom lens so he / she knew they were doing wrong and should be charged.
But now she has learned a lesson and i think thats the last time the world will see her boobs.
I think she definitely learned a lesson. How could it be the photographer’s fault if there wouldn’t be any picture in the first place if Kate didn’t go topless? I definitely think Kate is the one to blame. Even though she’s on private property, she has to remember that everyone wants to take her picture! She has to be careful, right?
Invisible boobs. You crack me up. You’re right, how naive of her to think photographers wouldn’t be around. How royally stupid!
Heheh. I know! I mean, it’s sad because I’m sure she just wanted to have a good time and feel normal for once, but isn’t normalcy something that you give up once you’re part of the royal family?
Yes! Thank you! Celebrities have no one to blame but themselves when they get caught in a less-than-flattering situation. Can you please do LiLo next? Please please?
Man, I really hope I never run into these celebs. They will not be happy. But yes! I’m glad you agree! I don’t want to be mean to Kate, but come on!
LiLo shall be on the chopping block next week! Or tomorrow if I can’t think of anything else…haha
crowd pleasing breasticles.. laughing Lordy you are funny
Hah you’re too nice. Glad I made you chuckle 😀
real women have REAL big boobs.. says she of ample size
Have you seen the movie Fighter? It stars Mark Walberg and Christian Bale. It’s based on a true story about a boxer from a few years ago. The real life people were on hand during shooting and when interviewed about how they were portrayed in the movie the guy said, “If I didn’t want people to know all the stupid things I done, I shouldn’t have done them.” I think that kind of sums it up. If anything they should take this and use it as a learning experience.
Yes, I have. That’s a really good point. I think Kate will definitely learn from her mistakes (hopefully), but she might not. But yeah, I don’t think it’s fair to blame paparazzi that were only doing their job, ya know?
Yeah, the paparazzi are only at fault of being obnoxious douche bags. If celebrities didn’t do what they do, there wouldn’t be a need for paparazzi.
I was preparing myself for some awesome sexy photo’s and what I saw horrified me as a man, Kate? More like Ken.
Hahah so true! I really wanted a show, but it was such a let down. Bummer 😦
Haha! Pete, you always make me laugh!
The best part is when the tabloids publish the pictures blurred. Like they’re saying: Look! Breasts! Kate’s breasts! But wait, you are not allowed to see them.
It’s all so irreverent. Like we don’t know what breasts look like. As I said to Michael as well, if they had been green and furry, I’d have understood what this is all about… 🙂
Haha yeah totally! Yeah, I thought that a French magazine wouldn’t cover something like that up. But I guess on the cover they have to? Maybe on the inside they aren’t so blurry? Or maybe she just has blurry boobs! Hahah
I think this is such big news because it’s the first thing an English Royal has ever done that is an embarrassment to society.
TOWER OF LONDON! TOWER OF LONDON!
I think it’s stupid to even care. I’d rather people didn’t see me naked but once they do I’m going to make sure they never see me clothed. The paparazzi are scum either way and the bigger scum are the people who buy magazines to look at pictures of dumb celebrity babies. To hell in a handbasket, I can feel us there already.
Most women would look better with an extra 10-15 pounds on them. Eat up Kate.
Whoa whoa I enjoy a dose of celeb babies every so often. But yeah I know what you mean. Although wasn’t Prince Harry super cray just recently? He was like, full on naked. I don’t think the paparazzi are scum because I think celebs think they’re so cool so I’m glad there are people around to constantly bug them. I’m the worst person, basically is what I’m trying to say.
But yeah! Let Kate eat cake!
“All breasts are good.” Colonel Sanders.
He was a wise man–making an entire food empire based on breasts.
He was no boob, that’s for sure. HF
I see what you did there.
I wholeheartedly agree with you, Lily; Kate should have known better…
Definitely. Oh well, I guess she learned her lesson…!