It always scares me when people say that. But I can’t resist taking in a blackcent. I scare myself more oft than not. I’ve been blonde my entire life. Some years it’s been lighter or darker than others, but I’ve always stayed in the blonde family. I’m thinking about changing my hair color (gasp!) even though my bff said she won’t be friends with me any more if I go through with it. Understandable.
I’ve asked people on my facebook status (yes, I’m one of those people) if I should stay blonde or go brunette. Everyone accept 1 person said stay blonde. Do they know something I don’t? Do freckles look sick with dark hair? Burning questions.
Don’t worry, I wouldn’t chop off my hair. I’ve noticed that when people get married or have children they tend to get the “mom cut”. Not a smart move. Long hair distinguishes you from the weirdos. Although I just got my hair cut and its only a little past my shoulders. So technically, I’m half weirdo, half normal.
I hate when people use the phrase “get your ears lowered.” And by hate, I mean it literally makes me want to throw up everywhere. I remember when I was standing in line somewhere in Utah, and an old cowboy man asked me how tall I was. “Umm 6 feet.” He replied, “No you’re 5′ 12″.” For some reason he thought this was hilarious because he repeated it a couple of times. The sales person and I exchanged scared looks and probably both went home and cried.
I feel like I should do one of those makeover.com whatever sites to show what my hair would look like brown. Ugh all of the sites are taking forever to process my flawless face shape. I’ll work on it more a little later. But for now, whats your vote? Blonde as always, or brunette?