Like many women, and creepy men, I really enjoy nail polish. I barely have any nails but I seem to collect every color under the rainbow, and then some. One of my favorite brands, O.P.I., has discovered a way to make me NEED their nail polish even more. They come out with themed collections every 6 months or so that are temporarily available. So you have to buy them all up. Or at least that’s how I think of it in my head. I mean, they also have a permanent collection, but no one cares about that.
Some of O.P.I.’s best collections are travel-themed. There was a Swiss one, a London one, and even one with colors inspired by India. Cute idea right? RIGHT! Last night as I was browsing through some colors on my O.P.I. app (be jealous) and I stumbled across a color called Mauving to Manitoba. I froze. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT IS THIS?
I looked it up. Sadly, O.P.I. felt that they ran out of options (that’s the only reason I can think of) and they made a Canadian Collection. But they must have tried to hide it from the public or something since I only stumbled upon a random color. Let me tell you the names of the polishes. Get a barf bucket if you need one.
Nice Color, EH?
Niagra Falls for O.P.I.
Mauving to Manitoba
Don’t Wine…Yukon Do It
Paint Your Toron-Toes Rose (what does that even mean?)
Glacier Bay Blues
Canadian Maple Leaf
At Your Quebec and Call
Van-Couvered In Snow
You Ottaware Purple
I don’t know if I can trust O.P.I. as a brand any more. I know that they made a conscious decision to make this collection and that scares me. What can we expect next? A Cabrini Green Collection?