Last night I reached 1000 views on my blog! Just so you know, I played no part in 994 of those views. I feel like this joyous moment should be commemorated with my list of 1000’s. I do not have 1000 items on this list, and its definitely not a “1000 things to do before you die” type of thing. Its just a compilation of things in life that contain the number 1000.
I’m pretty sure I’ve missed 1000 days of class Kindergarten-Undergrad. School is just so…mundane.
There are definitely 1000 people that I can’t stand. I will name 20 just so you get an idea. Susan Sarandon, Joy Behar, Guiliana Rancic, Kris Humphries, LuAnn de Lesseps, Teresa Guidice, Casey Anthony, Bono, Julianne Moore, Martha Stewart, Jennifer Aniston, Kristen Stewart, Kelly Ripa, Kelly Bensimon, George Lopez, Alison Pill, Dakota Fanning, Jenna Fischer, Anne Hathaway, Blake Lively.
The profusion of 1000 flowers to make the smell of Flowerbomb perfume by Viktor & Rolf. Come to think of it, I use 1000 sprays daily.
The number of times I have been to Disney World.
The amount of calories I usually eat in 5 minutes.
How many steps I won’t be taking on a walk today.
The number of strange dogs I have pet.
How much I weigh. Yep, in pounds.
The time when Paul said David Gray’s album was in his top 1000 albums. Hahahaa
Number of times that Avril Lavigne’s teeth have mesmerized me.
Times I have watched Clueless. And Titanic.
Barbie’s I have given a haircut.
Number of sports I don’t like.
Number of bugs that freak me out.
The amount of tater tots I can eat.
The amount of times I have randomly burst into tears.
How many times I wish I wasn’t washing dishes.
The number of Pokemon I wish were real.
Times I wished I looked like Frida Pinto.
Times I’ve laughed at my own jokes.
3 thoughts on “Top 1000”
BEST post yet. Loves it. Did you know that we hate all of the same people? Didn’t think so.
So funny! Avril lavigne’s teeth! I hate Bono too!
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