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The Pros and Cons of Being a Working Woman

Now you have to understand that this list is from the point of view of someone who previously didn’t work for cough*her entire life*cough and is now a full time nanny. If you’re a little slow to the pick up, that someone is me. Your pros and cons list might be extremely different from mine. And probably way better too. Because everyone thinks they’re so frickin’ great these days.

Pro: I get to play and be silly.tumblr_n1gu2lT3gT1rpduwho1_500

Con: I have to wake up at an hour where playing and being silly is the equivalent to death.tumblr_mzz80kyNsU1qj09eqo1_250

Pro: Kids are super honest and you always know where you stand with them.

Con: I’d rather not know.tumblr_mztpmoyuPc1r4y0tco1_500

Pro: I don’t have to get dressed up.tumblr_mmlq2y3wEE1rsz6t0o1_500

Con: I don’t have to get dressed up :(

Pro: I meet lots of fun kids every day.

Con: Fun kids can be flu carriers. Not fun.tumblr_mzja4inbCb1s5zatco1_r3_500

Pro: I get to eat like a kid!tumblr_mkqfvaxcxa1qc8jh0o1_1280

Con: I have to walk like a kid.tumblr_myhlzexUOD1rgilweo1_500

Pro: I don’t really have to work out because I’m on my feet all day.

Con: When I come home I want to murder everyone.tumblr_mw9ybhHbeV1qgtmlco1_1280

Pro: I make my own money!

Con: I have to spend my own money :(tumblr_lk0zjjPlts1qb8oz7o1_500

What’s the best thing about your job? What’s the worst?

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The Holidays

Whenever people are excited about Starbucks holiday cups:tumblr_m2a8le7R631qzkdyfo1_500

When people say “But it’s a holiday tradition!”:tumblr_mczlxdzgDv1qapf98o1_500

Everyone at the mall on Christmas Eve:tumblr_lznb290ZNv1r24ramo1_500

The day after my mom and brother went back home:tumblr_mbc15y46wX1qkv7zjo1_500

When this crazy drunk lady came up to our table at the pub and started putting her arm around me:tumblr_mcjf84sn1e1qjbq9uo1_500

Me, on Christmas day:tumblr_inline_mfb2id5wp41rnvwt1

Whenever someone asks me to help clean up:tumblr_mfazf2Fxs01qgwqw9o1_500

The day of the Mayan Apocalypse:tumblr_lyf5lqSTtt1qdhmcpo1_500

Me, remembering the chocolate bar I got for Christmas:tumblr_loqxgcGfMg1qljk39o1_500

Realizing I have lots of gift cards to spend:tumblr_mfcuokQJ8s1r3d8abo1_r2_500

After I’m done belting to Les Miserables in my car:tumblr_mexrh4lVFF1rvaz1to1_500

Realizing that I have to stay up to at least midnight on Monday night:tumblr_luiqt6BwNp1qd6k8fo1_500

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Winter Times

Giving people a tour of our place:tumblr_m713kidGuz1qgwqw9o1_500

Anytime I go to the mall:tumblr_m7vvo7yT5g1qh0wgmo1_500

If I tell a joke and no one laughs:tumblr_me90zdqv3Z1rnvwt1

Having to explain what I’m doing in Canada every time I go to a party:tumblr_mc9v7qR0Nf1qg19wzo1_500

Whenever I watch my husband do the dishes while I’m relaxing:tumblr_mc0u5oXI4O1qbqxsmo1_500

If I have to clean the apartment in the morning:tumblr_lr59a5KOEg1r2ww55o1_500

Me, in the winter:tumblr_mddtvlNMQJ1ql5yr7o1_400

When people ask me what my hobbies are:tumblr_mbjfxf6c4j1qb5zvm

Every time we go to a party:tumblr_m9j3vfztXM1qljq26o1_500

If someone is laughing extremely loud around me only to get attention, I’m like:tumblr_mejuc7JZeh1qcsls7o1_500

How I feel about the Sandy Hook incident:tumblr_maprl9kTCK1r1l2ojo1_500

So now, instead of Christmas time being fun and happy:tumblr_m0fdk0Qit01qd1n3fo1_500

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As of Late

When someone cancels on me:

If someone asks me what sports I play:

When I come out of a movie:

Me, trying to insult anyone after being online all day:

When anyone comes over during the day:

Whenever my family makes fun of me:

My reaction to anyone in Canada that wears flannel:

Me during any given week:

If an instructor gives us a water break during a workout class:

My feelings about my new blog, Kidz Showz:

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Weekly Events

Any time I judge others in public:

Whenever I try to be comforting:

When everyone was fighting on Facebook about the presidential election:

When people don’t understand my sense of humor:

When this girl behind me at a concert last night wouldn’t stop pushing us:

How I felt about everyone at said concert:

When people from other countries are celebrating the outcome of the US election:

When people ask me if I ever get bored being by myself all the time:

Me, reacting to anyone’s excitement:

My attempt at sharing:

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Fall Daze

After reading mean comments on my posts:

Me, witnessing all of the university student’s costumes:

Whenever I upset people:

If I’m forced to leave the apartment:

My thoughts on Halloween:

If I invite someone to come to church with me and they say no:

When some parking attendant told me I couldn’t park in the lot that I wanted to:

When everyone around me is drunk-edy drunk:

If someone isn’t madly in love with me for one reason or another:

Whenever someone needs a favor:

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Seattle Memories

When my friend and I judged everyone that walked past us:

Talking about girls from high school:

During every Starbucks trip:

Trying to figure out what to do every day:

After realizing that I’d have to wake up at 6:15 to catch my ferry:

Daring each other to talk to random people:

Calling my husband at home:

When I asked my friend if she liked the Nutella crepe:

When some tour guide got mad at me for moving his sign:

After climbing up the steep streets and running through the rain:

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Lazy Sunday

When someone asks me who my celebrity crush is:

If the dinner conversation starts to stray from yours truly:

After I’ve vacuumed for 3 minutes:

My answer to the people who teach fitness classes at the gym:

Me, going into any store:

When someone cancels on me:

Me, at my birthday celebration:

To all the people who leave hate comments on my blog (or anyone’s blog for that matter):

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My Relationship With Food

When anyone tries to talk to me while I’m waiting for my food:

When my food arrives:

Realizing I have a lot in common with Fergie:

When people tell me that I’m lucky I’m tall because I can eat more without it showing:

First thing I do after we buy groceries:

Me, when Paul gets upset that I ate all of the chips:

When I make pizza at home:

Me, debating on how to cook anything:

Whenever Paul says “Let’s just make something to eat at home.”:

When I eat ice cream and accidentally get some on our furniture:

When the waiter or waitress asks if we’re all done:

My response to people who “forget” to eat meals because they’re SO busy:

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